What's The Right Way to Make a Burger?

October 30, 2017
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From the internet comes a story so shocking, so polarizing, that it has a nation divided and on the verge of coming apart at the seams.  What could cause so much strife within our country?

Burger emojis of course.  

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A few days ago an internet user with clearly too much time on his hands realized that every burger emoji is different. Apple goes bun tomato, cheese, burger lettuce, bun, while Google goes bun, tomato, lettuce, burger, cheese, bun. Samsung's is the weirdest of all, bun, tomato, cheese, lettuce, burger, bun...Cheese between tomato and lettuce? Samsung why you do this? Look at this nonsense!

So what is the correct answer?

Bun, tomato, lettuce, cheese, burger, bun?
Bun, cheese, lettuce, tomato, burger, bun?
Bun, tomato, burger, cheese, lettuce, bun?

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I AM AS HUNGRY AS I AM CONFUSED!  What do you think? Let us know on Twitter. If you need me, I'll be doing market research at Lil Woody's, Dick's, Caliburger, Red Mill, McDonald's, Bateau, Great State, and Wendy's! 

Where the hell did the Seattle dog start?