#sEATtle: Starbucks Zombie Frappuccino

October 26, 2017
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I like to eat. A lot. Food is bae. Therefore, I figured I would post reviews of the places I go to give you a little insight and maybe some ideas on where you might want to nom with your friends or special someones. Plus, it gives me an excuse to pig out on Seattle's best eats and not feel bad about it, because work!

Before we start, though, I want to make one thing perfectly clear, I am NOT a professional food nerd, nor do I want to be. I don't know the intricacies of French cooking. Heck, I don't even know how to spell "intricacies." It also means that if you ask me what the best burger is, I'll probably say Lil Woody's before I suggest any kind of "gourmet" burger, unless that gourmet burger has an egg on it. Then gourmet burger wins (any burger with an egg on it wins really.) Also, my idea of a fancy pizza is anything with more than two toppings. Basically what I'm getting at is consider these restaurant reviews for the common man/woman.

Got it? Good, let's roll!

RESTAURANT
Starbucks

ADDRESS
On every street corner in America, duh. 

WEBSITE
www.starbucks.com

Starbucks released the Zombie Frappuccino on an unsuspecting America earlier today.

Maybe it's because of Halloween? Maybe it's because of the return of The Walking Dead? Or maybe its because our scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should? 

So is this green caramel apple concoction with some dark mocha drizzled on top of it, capped off with pink whip... to die for (sorry couldn't resist)?  Let's have a taste.....

Mah gawd, this is awful. JUST LOOK AT MY FACE!!! To be fair, it definitely tastes like a caramel apple, but like a famished zombie getting down on a femur, the aftertaste lingers for WAY too long.

I'd rather be eaten by zombies than even attempt to finish one of these. Give me my PSL and let's pretend this never happened.

Go here if...you have a good sense of humor and a bad sense of taste. 

Don't go here if...you are watching your sugar intake. This thing has 54g of it! 

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