What To Do If You're Alone on Valentine's Day (Even If You're Not)
What NOTto do if you're alone of Valentine's Day:
Whine on Facebook.
Turn off the lights and cry... in your office.
Get drunk and creepily tweet things at me.
What you SHOULD do if you're alone on Valentine's Day:
Call a friend who is sad and have a fun date.
Take off your pants (not in public probably)
Drink some wine/do the weed, turn the volume up real loud, and watch this (preferably without pants):
Thank god Bryce sent this to me.