WNW: Weird News Wednesday
The town of Northampton, England is basically living inside of Stephen King's "IT" right now. A creepy clown is terrorizing the residents there, just by existing. He doesn't do tricks or make jokes, he just stares at people while holding a bundle of balloons. Don't think that sounds scary? Just LOOK at a picture of him. No, noooooo. Never. Do Not Want. No one has yet to come forward as the clown or to say it's just a joke, so we can only assume he's looking for victims.
Jurassic Park 4 has been rumored, announced, and cancelled several times now to the dismay of many fans of the series, but it would appear that the movie is finally going to happen. It's no longer titled JP4, it's now called Jurassic World and the movie's release date has been pushed back another year to 2015. Let's be real, no one's going to believe this movie is really getting made until Jeff Goldblum joins the cast. (source)
Area 51 is in the news again. First it was for the government's announcement that Area 51 does in fact exist, which everyone already knew. Boring. However, this story's a little more interesting. Google Earth has taken photos of the base that show brand new pyramids. Why the hell is Area 51 building pyramids in the middle of the desert? Your guess is as good as mine. Here's a hint: ALIENS! (source)