There's something to be said about hanging around one of the ocean's biggest mysteries - the great white shark. There's a whole series of movies dedicated to how "I'm-gonna-eat-your-flimsy-meatsack-body" these beasts get when you set foot on their turf.
Watch how crafty Mr I'll Eat Your Face Off gets when he finds a shark cage filled with tasty snacks:
"Holy fuck balls" pretty much sums it up. Nice work, guy who's dry/safe on the boat.