Seattle, we're in the middle of a spider invasion.
The Stranger posted a terrifying picture yesterday of a giant house spider in someone's bathroom and it reminded me of an awful moment in my life. Back in May as I was groggily waking up in the morning, I saw what appeared to be the shadow of a bird on my bathroom wall. Upon closer inspection, I realized it was the biggest spider I had ever seen that wasn't on TV. After hyperventilating and sneaking out of the bathroom before it could kill me, I found the nearest male person in the house and had them murder it. It took about 3 boot smashes to finally die. THAT'S HOW BIG IT WAS. Ugh. Ick. Gross. Do Not Want.
I told you that enitre story just so you can read another gross spider story over here. Have you seen these giant creatures in your house yet?