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If you can rent a casket, can you rent heaven too?

Aug 06th | categories: WOW

Renting a casket may seem weird at first, but is it any more weird than renting a tux??
you're dead, you won't have to think about whether or not your pants smell like another guy's swamp ass AND whoever gets stuck with your funeral bill will appreciate the fact that you saved them thousands of dollars. Read more about casket rentals here

This comment puts it perfectly:

"In the event I have even so much as dollar left, when I die,
I think I'll opt for a low heat cremation, so that there are bone fragments left.
I'll arrange to have them put the "ashes", in an Elvis pinata, that my greedy relatives can take a whack at. Whomever walks away with the largest piece of my remains, gets whatever might be left of my estate"


If you can rent a casket, can you rent heaven too?
| August 06, 2012 at 9:40AM
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