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If You're Gonna Blow Stuff Up

Jul 03rd | categories: Local
Every year around this time you can stop at any variety of fireworks stands and buy stuff that blows up. A couple years ago you could even buy the explosives from bikini clad women... 'Merica.



When you're busy acting like an ass-hat and lighting stuff off at 2am while drunk, please don't blow your hand off, damage any of my shit, or forget that little dogs and cats like my own little Chowder have a super difficult time understanding why all the loud noises keep rocking their simple little worlds. They pee in the house, hide under the table, and in worst case scenarios, escape from home.

If you are blowing stuff up or watching a fireworks display, keep your eye out for terrified little critters. Stop and help them - maybe even take them in for the night. The animal shelters fill up with lost pets who fled while under stress. I would be heart broken to lose my dog and I don't want that to happen to anyone else.

:E GREGR
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GREGR

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If You're Gonna Blow Stuff Up
| July 03, 2012 at 5:28PM
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Teri S
| July 04, 2012 at 3:37PM
Touche', my friend. Irresponsible people are usually the idiots with the explosives. Unfortunately, the rest of us watching after our pets and kids get to pay the price. For this exact reason I no longer enjoy fireworks unless they are at Disneyland.

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