How To Turn Into A Dragon.
Ok, so you don't grow wings, a tail, scales or magic BUT you do appear to be a fire breather. All it takes is science (that I don't understand) involving liquid nitrogen freezing some whipped cream and the warm, slobbery, cave of a mouth built in to most humans to make this awesome transformation possible!
COOL! I'll give the obligatory DON'T try this at home because if who knows how you'll f- your face up if you try it, nerd.