How To Be A Giraffe OR Bike Ride Barf, Your Choice
Because you're awesome and/or stoned when at the zoo, you've definitely thought "I wonder what it's like to be a giraffe*". Look, stoner, we have no easy way to grow your neck 20 feet high and stuff six extra hearts into your bone cavern to support the blood needed to live like that BUT this may suffice. Some dude built a bicycle that's 15 feet tall! It definitely looks like you'd die if anything went wrong, and this f'er has NO BRAKES.
STOOPIDTALL - CICLAVIA 2013 - LA BIKE CULT from Richie Trimble on Vimeo.
For the record, this is a creation called STOOPIDTALL and demonstrated during some alternative vehicle thing in LA.