HELLO FLORIDA! - 'What was I supposed to do??'
Pardon my ignorance but I didn't realize there was a proper way to react when you catch your husband shagging a 'naked chick'... You poop on the floor. Granted, he won't come back to you but let him clean up a mess equal to the one he made of your life.
I'd also like to point out that pooping on the floor was the first thing that came to her mind...not grabbing a gun and killing him.
That's admirable. Big ups for humanity. That is what you call 'progress' my friends.