Geoducks: Clams or Giant Earth Wieners?
Look, I remember the Dirty Jobs where Mike Rowe pulled geoducks out of the ground while we thought "gross". But seeing a mere mortal man, his shovel, and trusty camera-holding, kiss-giving lady score one from the ground reminded me: "gross". Geoducks are clams, right? More like giant earth wieners (I know, I'm 12):
"He got me, he got me pretty bad *washes hands* ...come 'ere, gimme a kiss". ok, creep! ;)
[photo via flickr]