Yesterday in Beacon Hill, cops apprehended a "Shoeless Pot Robber
" who ultimately got caught when he fell out of a tree. It's one thing to make dumb decisions and get arrested, but it's so much worse to be labeled something embarrassing by the media. Embarrassing and therefore, hilarious!
Don't be like the Shoeless Pot Robber in real life, but for the sake of the internet, what would your headline say about you? Mine would probably be "Pepper Not Spicy Enough" after losing a chicken wing eating contest or something.