Did you steal Mama's Elvis?
Start making those MISSING signs now. Someone has taken the Elvis mannequin from Mama's Mexican Kitchen in Belltown. Elvis and Mama's kinda go hand in hand, which I'm sure you know if you've ever been there, so the need for closure is intense. Mama's claims that if you just return their Elvis, NO QUESTIONS WILL BE ASKED! So do it, you thief! Or if you're a private detective or bounty hunter, get on the case! This is your chance to be a hero. Honestly though... a crackhead probably walked off with it, thinking they made a new friend. Here's hoping for a speedy return of Mama's Elvis. (source